Dear Millie,
You are a good dog, and I like you. I like the shape of your head. I like that you are so gentle with children. I like that people think you are scary when they come to our door, although really you are the gentlest dog ever. I think it's funny when you sleep on your back with your paws crossed over your nose, and I love that you keep the floors and Tatum clean with your licking.
However, I do not like it when you run away into the woods and come back with ticks. I especially did not like it this morning when you ran away, found a pile of poop and animal entrails and came back with them all over your head and stuck to your fur and collar. I did not like taking you into the shower to clean you off, nor did I enjoy you shaking water all over me when we were done.
Don't do that again.
I mean it.
Don't do that again.
I mean it.
and, don't lay on my favorite chair. Dogs do not belong on the furniture. Got it?
Love,
Mom
4 comments:
hehehehe! Got to love dogs and how they seek out gross stuff. Good luck with keeping her off "her" chair. Miss Sophie has claimed "my" chair as well.
Um. Gross. That is all. ;o)
Awwwww...Millie. You are in trouble. She just did some cologne shopping and thought you might like that one. :)
Of course dogs belong on the furniture! That's why we call it fur-niture.
Dear Millie,
I think you should listen to your mom. She is so nice to you, even though you have eaten poop out of a high chair. You're lucky to have her. Stay off her chair!
Love,
Aunt V
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